a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

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