Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Your Mother

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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How old are you? 20

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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