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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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