what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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i just pooped that is all!

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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