Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Where's the dick??? east

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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