Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Kathy Griffin.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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