Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Womens rights.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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