Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Meow.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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a banana

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

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