- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

I can't see my forehead

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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