why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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WNBA

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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