When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Raveena Thandhan

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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