Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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