Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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