Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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monkey sponge

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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