A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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