What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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