- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

I can't see my forehead

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Women's Rights.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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