How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Badgers are cool

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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