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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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TOP KEK

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Obama

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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