- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

I'm gay. No homo.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Santa Clogged my toliet

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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