Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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19th amendment

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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