Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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No

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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