Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A black person in the NHL

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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The Qur'an

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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So I was walking down the road today

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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