A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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