What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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kiss me?

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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