yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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a retard lost...

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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