got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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