Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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.....Carrot Top....

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Jews

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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