Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Jews

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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i have cancer

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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