Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Ebola

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