What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +20

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -21

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops