why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Asians.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Icecream

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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