What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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i like cats

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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