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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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