what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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