Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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a little girl gets raped

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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