orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Weaner

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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