A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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I hate you.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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