Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Rick santorum

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a man died

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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