If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Dont look at me.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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