What is worse than hell?

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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