What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Banana

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Ben Corbishley

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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