why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

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