YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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whats a willy? -brock

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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