What's the difference between a lamp?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Hello

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Yo mamas so fat

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Yellow People !!

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Hashtag

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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