The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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