Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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