what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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