There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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