What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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No soap radio

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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ObamaCare

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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bees knees

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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