Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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