Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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