Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Sam Hengal.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Your big dick.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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