whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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So. The gays. ...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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800 people died last year. end of story

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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