"Knock knock" Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Chinese man fails a math test

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If you were a pie I'd eat you

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -8

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

b

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops