A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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