mmm i love marble bumhole

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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