people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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hey bill!

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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