Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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