Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Jason Connor.

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My tractor broke down.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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