if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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