An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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