knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Obamacare haters

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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no

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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JFK

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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My parents died!

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