Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Who wants water? I do.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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