the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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my mind's eye?

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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