Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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