A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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So you there Red?

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Tennesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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when debbie meets downer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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