What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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The jets are a good team..

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Jerry.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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