Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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