- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

The mets are 3-0 this season

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

child labor

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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