Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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