Nock Nock It's open.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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