Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Please don't shoot me

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

John Cena

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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