Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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