Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Jesus

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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