Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The global news

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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