What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Poop

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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ObamaCare

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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