What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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I'm not here.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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