why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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steves legs

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Women's rights.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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dead babies

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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