Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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you suck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Microwave

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