A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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