What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Small breasts.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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It says so on your cap.

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your mother

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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