Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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