What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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