What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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