It says so on your cap.

your mother

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Gay rights

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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