- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How are you this morning?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Cool Brian

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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