What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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