Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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knock knock. come in.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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