What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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Chrissy is funny.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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